Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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womens rights

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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