What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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