whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What's half of 8? o

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