Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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www.hurr-durr.com

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404 Error: Joke not found

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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