- Anti Joke

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life