- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

ecks! why zee?

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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