What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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