Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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