what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

A chicken walked into the bar...

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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