- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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