- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Honk if you're Amish!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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