- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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