Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

yada yada

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

What's funnier than 68 69

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

The Labour Party.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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