- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

what's white and sticky semen

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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