What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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