Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Justin Bieber.

The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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