Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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