What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

I'm 4 and what is this?

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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