What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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woman's rights

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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