What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

I'm sn otter

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Your're racist.

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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