What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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