- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Yo Momma is not fat.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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