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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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