What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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ur mum

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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42

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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