- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

The Earth is a nice place to live.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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