How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Your mom went to college

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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