- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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