What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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