Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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one of the idiot

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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