Haha, I get it..

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Today is March 22.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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