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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Ol-ive

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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