- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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