- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

My dad

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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