Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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