- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

what do fish smoke? sea weed

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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