- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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