How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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