Chinese men having large penis.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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