A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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roses are red violets are indigo

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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