- Anti Joke

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.