- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

How do you make the general public confused? ...

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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