- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Reading the Terms and Conditions

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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