What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Jews

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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