Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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