- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

I <3 Hitler

How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

You want to hear a joke? Republican

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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