- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

mmm i love marble bumhole

Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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