Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Morning wood.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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