- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Robin, Get in the Car

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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