- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

I used to know what alzheimers was

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

What's green and blue? yellow

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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