- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

i like it in the mouth

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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