- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Women's rights...

What is your bill about? Clinton

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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