How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Knock knock Go away

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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whats black and large -me

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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