- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

why am I writing this...im bored

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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