- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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