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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Ready for something funny? nothing

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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