Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What's a joke? Funny

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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Justin Bieber.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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