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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Im gay What about you

A baby seal walks into a club.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Obama.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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