What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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