- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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