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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

How's the weather? Good.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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