hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

go F*** yourself

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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