Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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no pun intended

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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snooki

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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