- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Albino African Americans

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

The Big Band Theory

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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