A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What is the difference?

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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Stealth baseballs record

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

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Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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