- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Knock Knock CUM IN!

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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