Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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