- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's a joke? Funny

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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