Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Moral

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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