- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

justin littleton being sucessful

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

That is so fetch

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Will nearis is here! Get it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

Poop!!

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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