Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

A guy was beet by his wife.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

FUS RO DAH!!!

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


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