- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

whats the capital of congo famine

A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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