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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

belly button

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance cocvered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being deined coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be covered." The man snaps his fingers and says "Damn! I should've voted Democrat!"

Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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