- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Gus's mom

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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