why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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