- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What's green and blue? yellow

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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