Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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I hate long jokes -_-

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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