What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

whats polish and black a polish black person

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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