- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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