Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Chuck norris

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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more like nig!

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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