- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

The EPA.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Ian's mind Elevator music

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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