- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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