- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??