Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

what to call someone thats gay zak

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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