roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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say it ten times fast: oh

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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I like the color potato.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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