- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

did you stub your toe?

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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