- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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