- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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