You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

anti jokes are for fags

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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