whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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