How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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