- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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