Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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women's rights, lol

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Anti Joke

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