- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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