Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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