I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Penis chickens

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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LOL

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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